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Another Friday, another post, another topic. Let me pull a topic out of my hat.

Prescription Drug Abuse?

I must have used the wrong hat.

Cold Summer Days and Global Warming? It has been a very unsummery few months up here in Montana, sort of making the whole idea of global warming hard to believe in. But, nope, not a topic, just an observation.

Final Resting Places and unscrupulous Grave Diggers as a topic has  some potential. Maybe, we should all adopt an unvisited grave and keep watch over these practices.

Running of the Bulls? Running From the Bulls. If it’s your thing then I am sure the bull is okay with it. How’s your insurance coverage?

Health Care? Sigh. I have it, not as much as I need. Preventative Dental Work is a good idea but why doesn’t the insurance cover fixing the things gone wrong? My regular medical will let me eat myself into a coma then stint my arteries and replace my knees.

Cell Phones and Twitter and Expectation of Privacy? That might be a topic, but, I don’t know enough to sound intelligent.

Spam? Why do people spam and what is the point of selling random people the little blue pill?

The Little Blue Pill? I read that STDs have gone up among middle aged women as formerly impotent men are reasserting their need to spread their seed. (Not all men are seed spreaders, you know who you are.)

The City of Bozeman, Montana was asking people for online login information and passwords? Even AOL proclaims they will never ask for passwords. But, the City signs my Husband’s check, I know who butters my glutin-free bread.

Glutin-Free Fad Diet? Seriously, as a Celiac I have to wonder who would volunteer for such a restrictive and expensive diet.

My hat is too full of potential topics. This post looks like those little thought bubble exorcizes or a word association test. I’ll be back in a few days. You are welcome to weigh in on any of the topics I touched on.

Thanks for coming back to see me and come back again soon.


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One response to “Let Me Pull a Topic out of My Hat…”

  1. Shelley Szajner Avatar
    Shelley Szajner

    Lot’s of nice topics, Sally. How about this weather though, huh? I have four ideas as to why it’s so cold lately, but hold onto your hat, for some of these aren’t mainstream ideas. LOL.

    1. The obvious one is The ‘underwater river/conveyer system’ on the ocean floor that keeps our climate stable is destablelizing due to the inundation of fresh water into the salt water. The fresh water dilutes the salt which by its nature falls to the ocean floor. When it does not reach the ocean floor, the underwater river stops or slows down.

    2. Tons of pollution mainly from burning fossil fuels

    3. Solar Flares. Yep. They are going crazy right now as we approach 2012, which btw is helping with the Ascension process that is well underway. Say goodbye to the 3rd Dimension and say hello to 5th Dimension . It can’t come soon enough for me!

    4. And last but not least, our Space brothers and sisters. I do not like to call them aliens as that words has such a cold feeling to it. I believe they are playing with the weather. Now, I also believe the Secret Government is also playing with the weather, but I DO NOT TRUST THEM AT ALL!

    Well, that’s my top four answers. Mix and match as many as you like or toss them all out the window! LOL