We can count exactly 0 non-genetically related people who have visited inside our house for the last 276 days.
Little by little the grass begins to green. Bunnies play among the fawns and birds try to get to the bird feeders before the squirrels and deer empty them.
And sex in a bathtub? Have you tried it? Seems pretty cold, hard and awkward to me. What if I am overwhelmed by the urge to pee or my husband suddenly exclaims he needs to hop out real quick and apply some juice?