Tag: vision
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I Am This Close
My catchphrase has changed from “Don’t Touch Anything Sharp” to “I Am this Close.” Cleveland has been at my side, steadfast during my time of financial panic and seems to believe me when I randomly announce how close I really am.
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The Eyes Have It
I tried out my first set of contact lenses in the late 1980s. My only experience was recalling my bonus sister working with her glass contacts on Thanksgiving Day in the mid 1970s. I remember it making a clunk noise as it fell to the table. In High School, I remember some of the wealthier…