Tag: funerals
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Wow, Look at the Row of Tiny Blue Lights!
You know that gasping, uh huh sound that comes from a two year old child who cries too long? My lap-top actually makes noises comparable to the noises middle aged men make when they pull their boots on. Not that there is anything seriously wrong with two year olds and middle aged men.
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Naked Corpses and the Other Side
I was in grade school when President Kennedy was assassinated. Although, I was a little kid and didn’t actually know the President, I consider him my first dead person. Everyone around me seemed affected by this death and the coverage on our snowy black and white television went on for a long time. I was…
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The Big What If… Don’t hurry me!
No Johny Cash songs or tired out hymns should be played on the tacky sound system at our local mortuary. I want a few chants led by someone of the newer age leanings. A real, traditional, no fluff, wise woman should lead the service. If anyone begins to admire me I will rise up out…