Cleveland Chronicles – Dog Days of Summer?

Welcome to a delayed post of Cleveland Chronicles.

We are hanging out.

cleveland making a faceAccording to The Old Farmer’s Almanac we are past the Dog Days of Summer. Cleveland is stretched out on the hardwood floor casting me a doubtful eye.

So, here is the scoop..

According to the Old Farmer’s Almanac, while you can find online and also on your oldest relative’s oak bookshelf, the “dog days of summer” refer to the period between July 3 and August 11 when the “Dog Star,” Sirius, rises just before the sun. This is called heliacal rising.

We haven’t been doing much. Cleveland can retrieve my shirt from a drawer and close it when he is done.. this is a behavior I wish I could teach to my DH. Cleveland can also turn off a light and close the door.

We have Public Re-certification coming up in mid September. We will be brushing up on our manners and keeping our teeth and hair brushed as well.

Till next time, don’t touch anything sharp.

I’ll Do It, I’ll Do It

I have been so busy I’ve neglected my blog.

I inherited The Writer’s Chatroom.  When Audrey was at the end of her rope with work, family with health issues and life in general she mentioned closing the Chatroom Site.

Of course, as a true addict to the regular chats, my hand shot up, like Horshack on Welcome Back, Kotter.

I’ll Do It, I’ll Do It

clipart hands in the air

During the past, several weeks I built a new site and moved some information from the original site over.  I added a variety of bells and whistles.

Then a group of people suggested a Forum.  Now, I’ve had courses in CSS, HTML and JavaScript but a Forum runs on PHP.  A forum also requires commenters to have membership on the site.

man and his broken website

Two things came together on Thursday evening leading to the destruction of more than a month of work.  I could not build a Forum.  The Forum I was building had changed twice and both applications were owning my pale white butt.  Then I began to worry about all the people coming into the site and randomly registering and gaining privileges to make changes to my site.  I am very security conscious and this wasn’t sitting well with me.

I opened an offsite forum for people to use to solve my issues with registered users and potential site wide hacks.  After doing this I went to the user restriction area and made a change. During this change, I broke the site.

I tried to fix it for many hours of mind sweating drama.  What began as a 500 Error became a 404 Error on all pages.  I couldn’t even look at them.  Only the main page showed and I couldn’t post or make changes.  I couldn’t add pages.  I couldn’t do anything. Of course, by now it was TOO LATE to backup and start over with what caused the demise.

In the meantime, I had assigned the Forum work to one of our Moderators.  CB and her committee got the forum up and running while I spent Friday and Saturday rebuilding the website from memory.

Today, I am tending things I let slip away.

I need to write another article for the Cleveland Chronicles.  I need to get back to the novel I set on the back burner, again. I need to chill.

Thank you CB and company for the great work you have done on the Forum. I never could have regained my sanity without you.

As you go about your day, don’t touch anything sharp!

 

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photo of flowers

photo of flowers

Welcome to an overdue Cleveland Chronicles post.

“I’m here, take a break, give me something to do.”

I’ve taken a handful of classes about web design, HTML, CSS and JavaScript.  Audrey Shaffer recently stepped back from her role as web/newsletter/chatroom moderator at The Writer’s Chatroom.  She mentioned shutting the site down.  Of course, my hand shot up!  I could finally put my developing skills to work.

The Chatroom has been around for twenty years and Audrey has kept it going for twelve of those years.  Audrey has been there for me as I learn the ropes.  She is still a chatroom moderator.

While working on the new site for hours at a time, Cleveland would come up behind me and give my left arm a little nudge, as if to say, “I’m here, take a break and give me something to do.”  Without his input I would have stayed at the keyboard until I became a solid ball of stress.

Cleveland Sunning Himself

Shirt

Cleveland and I are working on a command called ‘shirt.’ It involves opening a drawer, getting a shirt, closing the drawer and bringing the shirt to me.  I’m sure he did this countless times in advanced training but my house is different, distractions are different and the drawers I am using are completely different

Cleveland is an enthusiastic learner.  Early on he brought me the entire caddy of drawers.  Now, he has most of it down but still occasionally brings the actual drawer to me.  The drawers are plastic storage type drawers and the caddy is on wheels. .

Castor and Leda who is now Jimmy

One of the tortoises still chases him around the room. We make it difficult by playing fetch.  Castor cannot keep up so he gets exercise.  These sessions don’t go on for long.  I switch out Castor for Leda who is now Jimmy because she mysteriously turned into a male.  Jimmy does not seem at all interested in Cleveland.

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I’m going to go ahead and post this installment of Cleveland Chronicles and I will make an effort to not let so much time pass between posts.

Don’t touch anything sharp.

 

 

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Memorial Day

Welcome back to Cleveland Chronicles.

I skipped a week.  According to my files, I started to post but who knows what lurks in the mind of Sally?

We survived a vet check, the vet seemed a little bit lost but impressed with the paperwork from Canine Companions and asked a few times when I had his teeth done.  I replied at least twice that I brush them every day.

Big guy weighed in at 77 even.  Considering the pull harness and leash I suspect he is still at the weight he was when we left campus.

Memorial Day Last weekend we went to the cemetery.  I married into a family who have been here for generations.  It was a long walk through Sunset Hills.

We are adding distance to the inhaler command, working on perfecting the task of going under my wheelchair to get the things I drop.

For fun these days we play at hiding the toy.  Of course, I hide it as he watches and he seems to love getting it from increasingly awkward places.  My son also gets in on the game.

Curious Things

Cleveland will not cross even the suggestion of a doorway without some sort of go ahead from me.  He does not leave the room I am in.  I like it because I never have to look far to find him.  It just seems like a curious behavior to me, a built-in perk.

Another curious behavior involves what I call, “I have a toy but I’m not playing with you.”

He will take his toy and begin circling us holding the toy in his mouth, tail wagging.  When we reach in or encourage him to ‘give’ he continues his circle, eventually laying down on his bed.

Dog with Stuffed ToysWalmart has little stuffed bones with squeakers inside.  Cleveland goes through about two a week. At $1.97 DH bought 4 new ones.  I keep an eye on them and as soon as I see the stuffing, out it goes.

This weekend he is going to Pet’s Mart for his first grooming session.

Until Next Time – Don’t Touch Anything Sharp.

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Havan in the Kennel

 

 

Cleveland in the Kennel

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dog getting inhaler

dog getting inhalerWelcome to this week’s Cleveland Chronicles.

This week we went to Lowe’s.  We had a lot of opportunities to practice commands in a strange, new place.

We began by opening and closing drawers on floor model bathroom vanities.  Then we opened and closed doors on yet another floor model vanity.

Dog and Wheelchair
Pulling

He does a terrific job at pulling me in my wheelchair and there were a lot of wide aisles we used to practice.

When we found the plywood stacks I thought it was a perfect time to try an ‘up.’ (Up puts his front paws on the stack.) Cleveland puts his whole self into pleasing his human and in his eagerness he did a perfect ‘jump.’ (A jump sounds like the word up.  A jump involves leaping to the top of the stack with all four paws ending up on top.) A few more tries and some well placed blocking he was doing perfect ups.

It snowed this week and his Montana was showing. He didn’t even blink when we went out to the yard that morning.

This week he can position himself behind my wheelchair, then he goes under to retrieve a dropped item. He does this very well.

Now, we are working on a whole new command where he will retrieve my inhaler from the tv cabinet.  He is a quick study so I imagine this will be an easy task.

Dog on a pink throw rug
Eye Roll

I am a professional learner and I’ve been finishing up a study of CSS Coding.  I saw your eyes glaze over. Last night I was telling him about the usefulness of Child Combinators and he didn’t even pretend to be interested.  I got a dog’s equivalent of an eye roll.

I hope you are enjoying these Cleveland Chronicles and the photos. Don’t touch anything sharp.

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Cleveland and the Grooming Tools

Welcome to this week’s Cleveland Chronicles.

During Team Training I could not remember his name. I’d have a command ready and I’d just look into his big brown eyes and think what is your name? Sometimes, I could see his tag, other times I searched my mental filing cabinets for names starting with a CL. There are a lot of options for a CL name combination. The good news is that after just over three weeks I can call him Cleveland on the spot!
Cleveland and the Grooming Tools

Last Friday, I used a Dremel tool to shorten his nails. The guy was taking a nap while I was taking a power tool to his feet. You can’t get much calmer than that.
graduation photo

Cleveland outweighs me by at least twenty pounds, an intimidating size under normal circumstances. He hasn’t bumped me over once. He is as slow and steady as I am.

The most amazing thing I learned during the week was that Cleveland can count to four. I have no idea how his humans taught such an amazing command. I took a short video clip and I am sharing it here.


This week he has retrieved items, tugged and pulled my wheelchair and has worked his way deeper into my soul.

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