Author: Sally
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New Phones, Same Numbers
I took a square sheet of paper and wrote my phone number for him. To this day, seventeen years later, he still carries that number. Sweet, right?
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Little Girls, Frozen Meat and Why My Family Avoids Going Out with Me
I guess the issues I have with selling discount food in a department store have been replaced by the issues I have with such lazy selling of pot in a department store, unless he wants to park his little girls next to the pharmacy.
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April Foolery, the Turtle and Insurance Droppage
It is April 7th. Eternal Press released eight new titles today. It is snowing outside. We uprooted the turtle and put her in a bowl of warm water. A few days ago I discovered my insurance company dumped me at the end of the year and now I have to pay for my gym membership.…