{"id":2937,"date":"2013-05-19T18:17:37","date_gmt":"2013-05-20T00:17:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallyfranklinchristie.com\/wp\/?p=2937"},"modified":"2013-05-19T18:17:37","modified_gmt":"2013-05-20T00:17:37","slug":"an-open-letter-to-spam-patrol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallyfranklinchristie.com\/wp\/an-open-letter-to-spam-patrol\/","title":{"rendered":"An Open Letter to Spam Patrol"},"content":{"rendered":"

This post is a little longer than most. \u00a0It is a side of me that may make you blink. \u00a0Beware you Spam Haters… this is for you…<\/em><\/p>\n

An open letter to the Spam Patrol;<\/h2>\n

This whole ordeal reminds me of the Neighborhood Watch fellow and the poor guy sporting an iced tea and Skittles.<\/p>\n

I have a few websites, blogs, FaceBook and Twitter Accounts.\u00a0 It is hard to watch them all.\u00a0 I had one site that I set up as a blog and then let it go while I immersed myself in learning HTML and CSS.\u00a0 I intended to get back to the site and build the best website you ever saw.<\/p>\n

Someone came across the blog that had accumulated comments.\u00a0 Comments that I thought had been turned off.<\/p>\n

The comments were from spammers selling little blue pills, shoes, handbags, personal part extenders and other ludicrous things. \u00a0Shoot, they probably weren\u2019t even people who left the links.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Anyway, I checked my mail and found a very URGENT Suspension Notice from my webhost.<\/h3>\n

What?\u00a0 Me?\u00a0 I\u2019ve been suspended?\u00a0 Gosh, I don\u2019t even use that site.. Everyone knows I am still learning to write code.\u00a0 You knew, didn\u2019t you?\u00a0 I had to take swift action to keep this from becoming permanent. \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

At that point I did not know what had caused me to be snatched out of the classroom and brought before the judge.\u00a0 I thought I\u2019d been hacked.\u00a0 I plead my case.<\/p>\n

Eventually I figured it out.\u00a0 My site was accepting comments.\u00a0 It wasn\u2019t me spamming.<\/h3>\n

I was just holding the can and tea and bag of candy.<\/h2>\n

While I am pleased to know there is such a place as SpamCop.net, I am a little twisted up about being reported instead of approached directly by email.<\/p>\n

Here comes my rant…<\/em><\/p>\n

If the SpamCop was so into protecting the internet community, why on earth did he or she report me when any dote could see it was the people or bots who left the messages?\u00a0 What is up with you?\u00a0 You know who you are!<\/p>\n

Go to the little blue pill, fake handbag, penile enlarger and whatever other offending site is and report them.<\/p>\n

If I sound bitter, you bet your sit-apon, I’m bitter.\u00a0 You got me suspended.\u00a0 A mark on my behavior file.<\/p>\n

You didn\u2019t bother to email me.\u00a0 But then why would you, you were too lazy to report the real spammers who were right there on the page waiting for you to confront them.<\/p>\n

You could have knocked the tea and candy out of their hands, not mine.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Stopping to breathe for a moment…<\/em><\/p>\n

Did I say I am angry?\u00a0 I have been unsuspended and learned a lesson about not checking a site on a regular basis and I also learned what just a tiny bit of power in a lazy complainer\u2019s hands can do.<\/p>\n

The next time you are tempted to tell on a person and get Big Brother on his or her case, step away from the keyboard.\u00a0 Did the site manager leave that post?\u00a0 She probably didn\u2019t.\u00a0 Do you have the time it is going to take to report the real spammer or bot?\u00a0 You probably do.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Until I post again, in a much better mood, don\u2019t touch anything sharp. I\u2019m taking my tea and Skittles and I\u2019m going back to learn some more code.<\/p>\n

And, yes, I am wearing a hoodie.\u00a0 What are you wearing?<\/strong><\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

An open letter to the Spam Patrol;<\/p>\n

If I sound bitter, you bet your sit-apon, I’m bitter. You got me suspended. A mark on my behavior file.<\/p>\n

You didn\u2019t bother to email me. But then why would you, you were too lazy to report the real spammers who were right there on the page waiting for you to confront them.<\/p>\n

You could have knocked the tea and candy out of their hands, not mine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[80,1],"tags":[1081,1083,1080,1082],"class_list":["post-2937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sallyheavy","category-uncategorized","tag-open-letter","tag-rant","tag-spamcop","tag-tea-and-skittles"],"yoast_head":"\nAn Open Letter to Spam Patrol - don't Touch Anything Sharp<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"An open letter to the Spam Patrol; This whole ordeal reminds me of the Neighborhood Watch fellow and the poor guy sporting an iced tea and Skittles.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/sallyfranklinchristie.com\/wp\/an-open-letter-to-spam-patrol\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"An Open Letter to Spam Patrol - don't Touch Anything Sharp\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"An open letter to the Spam Patrol; 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