{"id":2900,"date":"2013-05-03T12:55:52","date_gmt":"2013-05-03T18:55:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sallyfranklinchristie.com\/wp\/?p=2900"},"modified":"2024-07-09T16:05:37","modified_gmt":"2024-07-09T22:05:37","slug":"fiction-friday-stalking-part-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sallyfranklinchristie.com\/wp\/fiction-friday-stalking-part-two\/","title":{"rendered":"Fiction Friday &#8211; Stalking Part Two"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Welcome Back to<strong> Fiction Friday\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Last Friday&#8217;s post was entitle<em> Fiction Friday &#8211; Stalking Part One.<\/em> \u00a0This is really the third part. \u00a0The beginning of the story was a post called<em> Snippet. \u00a0\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">This post has some harsh language. \u00a0Nothing you wouldn&#8217;t hear at your local grade school. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Getting her stalker to the park was like a pedophile giving candy to a grade school kid. Selina felt a rush.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">She took the simple approach, direct, slow and obvious. She had everything in place and it was time to stop drawing it out. The stalker sat on a bench and played with his cell phone. The park had emptied. Dog walkers and lovers had moved on. Just the two of them.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Selina jogged down the path close enough for the stalker to smell her sweat. Then she stopped and pretended to tie her shoe. He was playing it cool. She doubled back the few strides she had taken and sat down on the bench beside the stalker. She shrugged off her small back pack and pretended to go through it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Selina pressed the hard cold muzzle against the stalker\u2019s ribs. She wished she had a camera. The look on the stalkers face was pure gold. He sat stock still looking ahead into the darkened park.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8220;Yes, I know you. You<em> mother fucker<\/em>. You&#8217;ve been following me almost a week. I&#8217;m getting quite tired of it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8220;What? I don&#8217;t know you.&#8221; The stalker said in a very convincing voice. &#8220;I don&#8217;t have any money, if that is what you want. Here, take my cell phone.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8220;I don&#8217;t want your stupid cell phone. What you think I&#8217;m out here for your stupid cell phone!&#8221; Selina jabbed at him again.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The stalker drew a quick breath.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8220;Did I say you could breathe? I don&#8217;t think I did. Why are you stalking me? Do I know you from somewhere? Did I offend you?&#8221; Selina kept her voice even and low. Calm and in control. Never let them see you sweat..<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The stalker looked straight ahead. So she jabbed him again. He wasn\u2019t going to look her in the eye so she didn\u2019t have to put energy into a poker face.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8220;I asked you a question. Did I offend you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8220;Okay, play bashful. Did I do something that turned you on? Were you watching me and having a hard on the whole week? Cuz, if that is true you are really sick.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The stalker said nothing.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8220;I&#8217;ll tell you what I think. At the risk of hurting your feelings and I know you have them. A guy doesn&#8217;t get as sick as you without having feelings. 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