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Month: April 2009

  • Easy To Swallow? The story of a gel-cap with legs.

    I have a packet of easy to swallow gel-caps. To get my sleepless fingers on one of the easy swallows, I first have to get it out of the blister pack away from its neighbors. Once the tiny square is separated almost by court order, I have to get through the second line of child…

  • Germ Corpses Stacking Up On Your Space Key

    By now, 99.99% of America has seen the cleaning sprays, disinfectants, soaps and wet wipes that kill 99.99% of germs. I wonder, and so do you, what terrible things might that left over .01% of germs do if they organize and take over America’s homes.

  • Bison Moments – When Bison meet Vehicles

    Early this week some wayward bison outside of Yellowstone National Park made headlines. Three accidents took the lives of fifteen Bison. This had to be a defining moment for the drivers of the car that took out seven, the semi-truck who claimed seven and the sport utility vehicle who met with the last one.